Question:
C/C...or not...it needs to be said. "Oh How I Love Thee...Let Me Count The Ways?"?
anonymous
2011-06-23 08:21:01 UTC
Oh how I love thee
Let me count the ways...

I love when you
Call and we talk
Hours on the phone
Planning
Our future
Helping you realize
You should be home
...oh wait....wha...
That's not you?

err...uhhmm..ok...sorry
my mistake
Let me try this again...

Oh how I love thee
Let me count the ways...

I love the way
You never forget
My birthday
Valentine's Day
Christmas
The beautiful cards
The gifts
The dinner....the...
what..what..oh...I see
You did those things
Just not for me
WOW...You do treat me like my family

Dayum...
This is rather
Embarassing....
Hold on...let me think...there must be
SOMETHING
So much time spent between us
There has to be something

Hmm...ok..ok...I got it!
Lets give it another try

Oh how I love thee
Let me count the ways...

I love the way
You are there
For me
Held my hand when I cried
The nights of passion...kisses so tender
Not you either...?
I'm about to give up...
So embarassing...

How about....oh...yea...
I remember fondly
When my car broke down
And you lived across town
You came
Picked me up
Took me to work
Made sure I was safe
Didn't let me ride the bus
at 5am
Take the bus home and start
All over again...
EXCUSE ME!
Still not you?
What kinda shyt is this.....?

I never forgot YOUR birthday
Always called to make sure you were fine
All I ever wanted was a moment of your time

What is there
For ME to love about you?

I was stupid
I guess that's why you chose someone new
All I ever did was make excuses for you...
Five answers:
anonymous
2011-06-23 08:50:02 UTC
His behavior is outta shaite. A very clever poem.
P. W
2011-06-23 15:40:03 UTC
This neither hits the mark as a comic piece, nor a dissection of a love affair gone wrong.
anonymous
2011-06-23 16:09:03 UTC
Its a GREAT poem!!!!!!!!

Its so nice,and totally TRUE!

emotional and descriptive and I like the way you see it all,the whole situation in your words is really well described. :)
♪♫NancyLiz ® ♫♪ ™
2011-06-23 17:04:06 UTC
*rignalingalign*

"hello"

(yadayadayadayadayadaya)

sorry

wrong number
anonymous
2011-06-23 16:27:06 UTC
It's really good :)


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