What can you add to this series of Cave-Man haikus?

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---Cave-Man Haikus---

no sign of quarry
hunting party big failure
throw rock at Oggy

eat purple berries
see things no words to describe
void bladder where stand

home from hunt early
tribe leader sitting on couch
woman act funny
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Answer 1

Saw a saber-tooth

ran like a mother pucker

forgot to bring club



Eat Pterodactyl

Me barely lift up drumstick

(Grunt) a tasty bird



Go to Mograh's cave

Scramble OOL with Ringo Starr

He make a good egg



Have big rain storm now

Cave leaking and mate bitching

Way too high to fix



Bed furs are all wet

Fire went out,dark and spooky

Tonight no nookie

Answer 2

The moon cycle of the poet`s not psychotic however - more aeonic i read some rhymes of former times glories few had been boring when poets connipt any one`s status`s ripped 0oops.. My pen- nib`s slipt adequate of haiku flora develop tween my lifeless bones everyone say hello

Answer 3

woman no dummy

tribe leader likes cave furry

sends mate to kill bears



Woman test new spear

tribe leader hunts in warm cave

man comes home no meat

Answer 4

Everyone holds nose

Stepped in dinosaur poo poo

Should have jumped in creek

Answer 5

rump steak all eaten

scowling grumps snarled pissed-off

wee bird ducks fistfuls

Answer 6

the cheese whisperer



Very good CW. I love "void bladder where stand"



How about this 4th stanza



First he digs hole

Drops big bowel movement there

Now ready for her



She:"you gotta wipe"

Tribe leader says "there's no way"

She: "Clean or get none"



He never wiped 'fore

She: "I bought toilet paper"

He: "Haste then, wipe me"

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Answer 7

talk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8561sf6Bg7s



hairdressings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOlyeLJWF4c



eating out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjEFlcbj-Qc



cave babies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg9w0YSMLHY