When aliens run the white house. any questions here?

Question

The white house was quiet one sunny afternoon
as I came up to the steps I saw a burning bush
I tried to place my order with the waiter at Grant's tomb
but he was already angry from being pushed
into taking orders from lady gaga who wanted more baboon
scraps for fido who kept screaming pass the loot
her hair and fishy eyes were turning mossy green to toe nail red
she just got done playing with some newt
when in comes the president being carried on a bed
saying free the slaves and hang the dog who tried to lick my boot
you better not come back here unless you see what I said
I could not believe the things there had turned to pure lead
Just as I saw the head alien duck into the room painted red
I screamed "Hey you there" before I had to think
he said his grandma was a little blue but then her cat had turned pink
what I heard really didn't make any cents
she said How about sending me some ice cream
and 40 miles of chrome plated electric fence
I said listen my aged woman have you no recompense
I barely have cheese on my trap and no way to pay the rent.
last thing I saw were aliens howling all my money has been spent
I told him It was just some bad govt. that's where it all went
when aliens run the white house
that's when were all gonna get skint

(This is not a mystery but an anomaly to the rule)

Answer 1

I think Rick Santorum is an alien. That is why he is against birth control. He wants us all to breed indiscriminately because when the mother ship comes they are going to eat us all.

We are only cattle to them.

A rabbit ranch.



Your poem was immensely entertaining.

Answer 2

First we are under no circumstances going to have mass deportations, so as it really is only a thanks to muddy the waters. If large numbers of illegals wanting to self deport, filling the hollow does no longer be a difficulty, human beings international might want to pay to go back to the country, so after a little while of disarray, shall we procedure those we deemed needed for the jobs that we want. it will be a unique theory for us to made the determination in protecting with what's sturdy for this ourselves instead of the illegals making that determination for us

Answer 3

Political satire at its cerebral best.

Subtle, yet scathing.

Scathing, yet funny.

Funny, but it's solemn.

Your poem is.

A masterpiece of sparkling wit and elegant craftsmanship perfectly blende.

Satires usually die with a given regime, sometimes earlier.

Yours, and Amen to that, will transcend this limitation.

Will wait for your next post.

Best wishes.

Answer 4

This is amazing i really like it. I find it funny yet true, i like how you reference lady gaga nice sense of humor.



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